Posts Tagged: thanksgiving

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Thanksgiving Nut Cracking
November 25, 2017
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“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.”  Erma Bombeck A short break from togetherness may be a good thing.  My wife assigned me a Thanksgiving Day project. “I need a cup of walnuts.” “Where’s the nut cracker?” “Use a hammer. Just don’t hurt yourself.  Put on your helmet and goggles.”
Holidays
Phooey, Let’s Gain Weight Over Thanksgiving
November 26, 2014
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“If you think about a Thanksgiving Dinner, it’s really like making a large chicken.” Ina Garten, Host of Barefoot Contessa, Food Network It’s not the minutes that put on weight, it’s the seconds. I’m unsure who said that but whoever said it was right. Hardly three weeks have passed since my final raid on the […]